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Stories of the Doctor's Other Adventures in Time and Space

If the radiation booth in End of Time didn't make sense to you, try this.
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In The End of Time the Doctor is forced to regenerate because Wilf is locked in a booth that is going to flood with radiation. I got into a discussion about why anyone would build a machine that was designed to kill its operator. It didn't make sense to me that the control chamber would flood with radiation. So I tried to figure out a way that they could rewrite it to make sense.

I realized the nuclear bolt booth idea would work, logically, if they just turned it inside out. Not even changes to the set or props (let me know what you think):

When Naismith explains the Immortality Gate to the Master he says "It was found in a spaceship, burried at the base of Mount Snowdon. When Torchwood fell, I aquired it, built this room to house it. It's shielded. Nothing can get in, nothing can get out. No one even knows it's here."

"The device came equipped with it's own power supply, the nuclear bolt. One technician remains in charge of the bolt 24 hours a day." Showing the technicians trading off shifts, but not them getting locked in, no hydraulic hissing sound, instead have the red and blue signs above the door say "Active" and "Inactive" as they switch just showing that the power booths are manned all the time. There's no reason to lock them in. "And the power feeds through to the gate."

Then MultiMaster - Diamond - Building the pathway - Doctor jumps down through the roof, just as usual.

The Doctor is lying on the floor, helpless. The Master and Rassilon are facing off as Gallifrey starts to materialize above Earth.

Wilf runs in. "Wilf!" the weakened Doctor yells, he waves at the booth. "Cut the power!"

Wilf runs to the booth, pulls the technician out and slams his hand down on the power feed. The booth slams shut, locking him in. An automated voice states, "Security lockdown, Unauthorized access." The booth goes dead, and Wilf rattleds the door, helpless, trapped. As chaos continues around him.

The Master and Rassilon sneer at this mouse in a trap, and ignore it, turning back to their own affairs. Time Lords dealing with Time Lords. "You weren't there, the war turned into hell." Eventually the Doctor shoots the diamond, the Master whales into Rassilon and all the Time Lords disappear.

The Doctor wakes up. He's alive. He's happy. Then Wilf knocks four times. The Doctor thinks this is it.

"Can you get me out of here? Only that thing's making a funny noise." He points at the Immortality Gate which is back and glowing bright red, with red lightning bolts going between it. The Doctor whips around to look.

"It's going to overload!" the Doctor yells. He dives for the spare cubicle and seals himself inside just as the Immortality gate explodes. The Doctor looks up, he thinks he's safe and has avoided the prophecy. "Wilf! You saved my life!"

Then Wilf points out the room is flooded with a red haze of radiation. They're both trapped.

The room is sealed, the radiation can't get out, but neither can they, the Doctor explains. Or rather, neither can Wilf. The Doctor could resist the radiation long enough to get out. But not Wilf. It would kill him. Yet if he stays here he'll die long before the radiation fades. The only way to get Wilf out is for the Doctor to absorb the radiation.

"There's too much!" Wilf protests. "It will kill you! And it won't do me any good anyway if there's still radiation left."

"But this is it, Wilf. Don't you see? The prophecy. I will die. I may not be able to absorb all the radiation, but if I can't I'll regenerate, and the next me can absorb more. And if that isn't enough then the next me can absorb the rest. Two more lives. That's all I have. But that's bound to be enough. Don't you see. The prophecy was true. I won't just regenerate. I'll die."

"No! Just leave me, you can survive it."

"Right, I will." The Doctor, trapped in the cubicle, snorts, then rages against his own mortality, throws a temper tantrum lashing at the confining walls while Wilf looks disbelievingly on. But in the end the only way to save Wilf is to step out and absorb the radiation.

"Wilf. It's my honor."

"NO!"

The Doctor steps out of the cubicle. Immediately the red haze starts to seep into him. He withstands it, absorbing more and more, drawing it into himself, determined to absorb it all. He falls to the floor, curls in on himself in pain, but continues to absorb it. The red haze shrinks in toward him, pulling away from the walls, clearing the room. He shudders, the last of the red radiation seeps into him. He gives one last feeble shudder, then goes still. Wilf stares in shock. The room is clear. The Doctor lies still as death. Then twitches. Wilf's eyes go wide. The Doctor slowly uncurls and sits up. He turns, stiffly, every joint aching. He looks up at Wilf. "Hi."

Wilf whoops and hollers and busts out of the cubicle. "I knew you could do it! I didn't doubt it for a second. Mind you, you're in a hell of a state..."

And the rest continues as usual.

Or,

we could just skip the reunions, have Wilf burst out of the cubicle as soon as he sees it's clear, rush to the Doctor and gather him up like a father with his dying son in his arms, and hold him as he regenerates.

Then Matt Smith appears in his arms. "Hi, Wilf," He says wearily. He looks down at his different hands. Then pulls at a lock of his hair.

"Am I ginger?"

A Lot of Running
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Here's just a fun Quick Fic.

(And for anyone who hasn't yet, be sure to read this year's Christmas Story, Peacemas. It's a lot more cheerful than The End of Time.)

A Lot of Running



He tripped and fell, flat on his nose.

"Ow." He felt someone grab the back of his coat and yank.

"Come on! They're gaining on us!"

Gingerly rubbing his nose, he struggled up and grabbed onto Donna to regain his balance. "Hurry up, they're almost here!" The aliens yelled and screamed around them as their chosen warriors surged toward them from behind. "Oh, for God's sake!" Donna grabbed him around the waist with one arm. "Good thing you're so skinny." She hoisted him up and kept running.

"Donna! Put me down!"

"Not a chance!" Balancing him against her hip she ran laborously forward muttering under her breath. "One, two, one, two..." the Doctor's free leg pedalled uselessly at the dirt. They passed the boundary line and Donna stumbled to a halt, dumping him on his bum.

He stared up at her, his leg jerking spasmodically, as she jumped up and down and screamed. He leaned back on his elbows and smiled up at her indulgently. The cord bit into his ankle as she did a victory dance. Who ever would have thought she was so competetive?

But that's the last time he partnered her in a three legged race!

Story Index
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Here is the list of all the stories on the site.

Most stories are complete and listed as: Short, One Chapter, or Multi-Chapter. (A short funny scene, a short story, a longer story with multiple chapters.) All stories are rated G or PG, the same as the TV series.

A Lot of Running (10th Doctor and Donna) [Short] - They're all tied up and on the run again.

Peacemas - (A Doctor Who Christmas Story) - (10th Doctor and Martha) [Multi-Chapter] - The Doctor and Martha arrive on a future colony world and are taken in by a colonial farming family for Peacemas. But some strange sandy patches have been showing up around the farm. And the farmer's three year old son goes missing. The Doctor has seen something like this before. Happy Peacemas.

Time War Explained - [Short] - A quick conversation explains what happened during the Time War.

OK Doc - (9th Doctor and Rose) [Multi-Chapter] - The Ninth Doctor gets to play cowboy as he and Rose accidentally end up back at the OK Corral, a few months after the First Doctor story "The Gunfighters". But something new is brewing in Tombstone, involving an ancient culture, a myth, a legend, and a bunny rabbit.

Baby Gods - (10th Doctor and Donna) [Multi-Chapter] - The Doctor and Donna must rescue a newborn baby god from rogue geneticists who are looking for the secrets of immortality.

A Rose in the Basement - (9th Doctor and Rose) [One Chapter] - This is the Doctor and Rose's first meeting from the Doctor's perspective.

Afterwards -  (10.5 Doctor and Rose) [One Chapter] - When Rose and the Metacrisis Doctor were left at Bad Wolf Bay it was the start of a whole new life and a whole new "Journey of a Lifetime." This is what happened Afterwards. 

Going Swimming - (8th Doctor and Sam) [Short] - The Doctor can be so embarrassing!

Headlines [Short] - A short story containing every single New Who episode title, in order.

Sonic It! - (10th Doctor and Donna) [Short] - The sonic screwdriver can open anything. Almost.

Local Custom - [One Chapter] - The Doctor is turned black and dropped into the American South during Segregation. How does the Doctor handle human prejudice? With a smile! — Read Official Review here.

The Cookie Monster
- (10th Doctor and Rose) [Short Multi-Chapter] - The Doctor does some maintenance on the Tardis, with unexpected side effects for Rose.
 
The Worldship - (8th Doctor) [Multi-Chapter] - The Doctor answers a distress call from a worldship where the occupants are going mad and spontaneously combusting. They say it is all the fault of a baby. But who are these invisible aliens hiding in the walls?

Flipsided - (10th Doctor, 8th Doctor, Rose, Jack) [Multi-Chapter] - The 10th Doctor and the 8th Doctor have been accidentally switched in time. While Jack and 10, in 8's Tardis, try to figure out what happened and get back, 8 and Rose are confronted with some unexpected problems when the Tardis is invaded.

Kitty Kitty in a Tree - (10th Doctor and Donna) [Short] - Donna attempts to rescue a kitten caught in a tree, only to discover things aren't quite what they appear.

Maintenance - (10th Doctor) [Short] - The Doctor gets advice on how to repair the Tardis.

Fanscination - A poem about why Doctor Who is so fascinating.

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(To find the next chapter in a multi-chapter story simply hit the forward button. You may have to forward past a short entry to reach the next chapter.)

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Peacemas (A Doctor Who Christmas Story)
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Since the End of Time promises to be sad and scary, I thought we could use a happy, cheerful 10th Doctor Christmas Story.  (This is Martha's Christmas Special, since she didn't get one.)

This story is set in the future. I wanted to see what Christmas traditions would be like in a few hundred years, once mankind has reached the stars. And, as usual, there's a bit of a mystery for the Doctor to solve, before he can party.


Peacemas

“You landed in a forest in the middle of the night!” Martha complained.

“It was bound to happen sometime,” the Doctor said.

Martha picked a cocklebur off her pantleg and glared at him, even if he was letting her lean on his arm. “So where are we?” she said, disgruntled.

“Dalmorion. Earth colony world. Every once in a while Earth explodes with colonists going out in all directions, like fluff off a dandelion,” the Doctor explained. “The result is dozens of worlds in early stages of colonial development.”

“So you landed us on a sparsely populated planet in the middle of a forest,” she said sarcastically. She stood up and put her hands on her hips. “Are there even any people near here?”

“Bound to be. Look, there’s light ahead.”

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Quick Fic - Time War Explained
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"Gallifrey was destroyed, but that's okay, we smuggled out the Matrix, which has everyone's mind in it and full records of Gallifrey. And we have Block Transfer equipment in the last Tardises we smuggled out while you were creating a distraction by destroying the Dalek fleet, great job with that by the way. So, we'll have Gallifrey rebuilt in no Time, pardon the pun. And everyone was sort of wanting new regenerations anyway, so new bodies aren't a problem. You haven't seen the Master around anywhere by chance have you? The bugger lit out on us at the last minute, stupid sod. What? You thought Gallifrey was really destroyed? Well, I'll admit it was a fantastic temporal illusion but... Nobody told you? Romana ...!"

"Yes Chancelor?"

"He says you didn't tell him about the plan."

"I didn't."

"Wasn't that rather cruel to him?"

"Well yes, I'm sorry Doctor. But we needed the distraction. And you always did work best under pressure."

Afterwards
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After the events at Bad Wolf Bay I wanted Rose and Doctor 10.5 to have a happy ending. Here's what I think happened Afterwards. [This is just written as it occured to me, so it jumps a bit, but it's perfectly readable. Enjoy.] Rated PG for slight sweet naughtiness.



AFTERWARDS

He was collared for a “what are your intentions toward my daughter” speech from Pete. It had done his heart good to see Pete embracing being Rose’s father. It couldn't have been easy for him to think his daughter was involved with someone 20 times his own age. Even though, in reality, this Pete was even less Rose’s father than He was Rose’s Doctor.

Human marriage customs were still something of a mystery to the Doctor. There had been so many of them over time. But they all seemed to boil down to one thing, and that is one thing he could give. “I intend to love her, Pete. With everything I am, for just as long as I can.”

And with that Pete had had to be content.

In fact, he had loaned them his dirigible for their “honeymoon” trip.

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When Pete had arrived to pick them up from Bad Wolf Bay, he had been surprised and pleased to see the Doctor. Rose had been the one to explain that this wasn’t really the Doctor.

The Doctor had left the explaining to her. Listening to how she explained that he wasn’t really the Doctor, but a copy, an offshoot. It had hurt, but not really been surprising. He’d listened and kept his mouth shut, learning how she viewed him. And filing it away to use, when she had calmed down enough to see that he really was the same.

Pete had offered him a place in his house and a job at Torchwood. Both being obvious solutions to what to do with him. The Doctor had agreed, but warned Pete that he wouldn’t be the easiest of employees. Pete had laughed. He knew full well that “employee” was not a word that would ever describe this man, be he the same as the other Doctor or not. Besides, he hadn’t become a millionaire by trying to stifle genius when he found it.

Pete’s home was spacious, the grounds extensive, and Rose’s baby brother Tony, now a chubby, huggy one year old, was a delight. On first meeting, the Doctor had swooped him into the air and started babbling Venusian nursery rhymes to him. The boy had fallen in love on the spot.

The first two months of his new life on Pete’s World were spent traveling. He had a whole new world to explore and, being the Doctor, he couldn’t wait. He wanted to see it all now.

Rose shook her head at him and told him it wasn’t that different. But he grinned hugely at her and protested “But it‘s the little differences that make it interesting!”

Arrangements had been made for an extensive worldwide tour, travel accommodations courtesy of Pete’s personal zeppelin.

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It wasn’t until the fourth morning after they returned (from Bad Wolf Bay) that Rose began to see how much this man really was the Doctor. And strangely, it was a very un-Doctorish scene that brought it home to her.
She found him, on the fourth morning, sitting quietly in the parlor, feet up on an expensive tea table, staring out the window. He was quiet, still, sad.

“What’s wrong?” she rushed to his side without even thinking, taking his hand and sitting on the footstool beside him.

He turned to her, his hand gripping hers a little tighter than she expected. “They’re all gone.”

She blinked at him. “How do you know? The Time Lords may still exist in this universe.”

He shook his head. “Not them.” He waved that thought off as if it was meaningless. “Sarah Jane, Jack...” He looked back out the window. “Everyone I’ve ever known.”

She saw tears in his eyes. She laid her cheek against his hand. “You’ve still got me. Besides, it’s not so bad.” She turned his face toward her. She almost gasped at the depth of loneliness she saw there. A loneliness that she hadn’t seen since the early days of their time together. It was so easy to forget that he was centuries old. That her pathetic little life would pass in a flash for him.

But not anymore. She took his face in her hands and kissed him firmly on the mouth. “It’s not so bad. Harriet Jones is still alive here. So is Sarah Jane.”

His eyes snatched up. “Sarah?”

She smiled. “Yes. She’s still a hotshot investigative reporter. She interviewed me just after dad revealed me to the public as his secret “love child” that he’s kept hidden away all these years.” She rolled her eyes. “I made sure she was invited to the press conference. She’s nice. When she interviewed me and started asking me where I was from I told her the truth. She thought it was a joke. She laughed. She’s never heard of you. But she’s happy. She’s married and has two grown kids.”

He smiled at her. It wasn’t a completely happy smile. But it was a smile. “Besides,” she continued. “ Now you don’t have to leave anybody behind anymore.” She straightened his collar. “You’re not going to outlive us anymore. Tony will probably attend your funeral.”

He laughed. “Thanks,” he said with asperity. “That makes me feel better.”

“And so it should.” She looked down the long length of him draped over the chair and the tea table. “You do realize you’re sitting here in your robe and pajama’s don’t you?”

“Just like you first met me.”

“Just like I first met you.“ She grabbed his lapels and jerked him up out of the chair and kissed him full on the mouth, unfortunately his feet had still been up on the table and got tangled. They fell to the parlor floor with a grunt.

She laughed, and looked up into twinkling brown eyes. Beautiful, beloved, twinkling brown eyes.
She pulled him down and kissed him again. He didn’t resist, didn’t demure, instead she felt his long arms slide up around her back and draw her tight.

One thing was the same. He still had that respiratory bypass system. She broke the kiss, panting hard. She gave him a quick nip on the lip then got up and hauled him to his feet. “Come on. Get dressed. We’ve got a world to explore.”

Africa, Australia, Belize, Brazil ... For some reason the Doctor had decided to see the whole world in alphabetical order. However, the concept of an efficient flight plan seemed to go right over his head.

Rose stood back in the zeppelin flight deck and just watched as the Doctor argued times and distances, velocities, wind sheer, gulf streams, mass to lift ratios and flight plans with the captain. At one point, intent on proving he could get them there faster, she’s seen him lean over the control board and reach into his pocket. And freeze.

Her heart stuttered for a moment, he slowly pulled his hand out, empty.

“Still,“ he said, visibly shaking himself. He leaned forward and started flipping switches, and consulting dials, like he was working the Tardis. He stood back with a satisfied air as the flight computer chittered to itself. “Try that, Captain. I think you’ll find we’ll not only shave a day off the transit time, but save fuel as well.” He turned and took her hand and led her off the bridge, behind them the computer finally caught up with him and pinged out it’s final computations. Rose grinned and leaned into his shoulder.

African tribal dances in the Serengeti, striking off the tour path in Australia to find Aboriginal carvings lost for centuries, Carnival in Belize, a hike through the Andes. Anywhere in the world that had anything interesting to offer, he was interested. And he talked to people everywhere. She was surprised to realize he really could speak every language known to man. He didn’t need the Tardis translation circuits. Not that that did her any good.

The morning after a refueling stop in Taiwan he woke her up with a present. A pair of earrings. They weren’t very pretty, just two dull grey disks the size of her fingertip. He clipped them onto her ears.

“Jambo.”

“Good morning. Wait! You just said... but I heard it in English!” She reached up and touched the earrings.

“Translator circuits, I whipped them up this morning.”

“But don’t you need the Tardis for that?”

“No. They’re telepathically routed through me. If I can understand the language, now you can too.” He stroked the earring, and her ear. “And they have other uses.” An image suddenly popped into her head. An image of how she looked right now, hair sleep-tumbled, oversized T-shirt wrinkled, and beautiful, so very beautiful. And...

“Oh, you think so do you?” she said, wiggling her eyebrows as she slipped a hand up his chest. He leaned forward, bracing one hand on the other side of her hip.

“I think it’s possible.”

“Oh,” she pulled him down to her, “all things are possible.”

A long time later. “I think I like these earrings.”

New Christmas Doctor Who Story
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For anyone who enjoys these stories, I will be putting up a new Doctor Who Christmas Story:

Peacemas

The Doctor and Martha arrive on a future colony world and are taken in by a colonial farming family for Peacemas. But some strange sandy patches have been showing up around the farm. And the farmer's three year old son goes missing.

The Doctor has seen something like this before.

Happy Peacemas.


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Silver.

All eternity, silver.

Rose fell backward out of a silver eternity, only to find herself in the dust in the middle of Tombstone Arizona. As the town burned around her.

People screamed. Sparks landed close, as an unpredictable, thermal prompted wind swirled around them. Choking, ash clogged air. She blinked ash and dirt out of her eyes and looked around to find herself lying beside the black magnetite boulder, her legs tangled with the Doctor’s as they lay on either side of the pyramid. The rabbit, Kokopelli, lay sprawled bonelessly atop the stone, looking like a broken child’s toy. Read More )

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Rose attached the device to the underside of the polyhedron. She looked at the Doctor. He nodded. She thumbed on the button then sprinted back to the boardwalk.

There was a low, subsonic thrum, almost like a sound, but not a sound. People shifted and looked at each other uncomfortably. Something had changed. There was a feeling, like a toothache, all through their bodies. Even Rose felt it. She touched her ears in worry, checking that her earplugs were still in. They were, but the feeling persisted.

Kokopelli appeared on the boulder.

“What the hell?!” someone in the crowd shouted. People exclaimed and shrank back.

The creature was three feet tall, mangy grey-brown, with long ratty ears almost as tall as it was. It sat hunched on the boulder, it’s all too human eyes startled, then peering out at them malevolently. Its triangular rabbitlike head pulled in, hunching its shoulders defensively against the crowd’s gaze.

It was an evil desert hare. Unnatural. The sort of mad spirit the Indians told horror stories about.

Men’s boots shuffled on the boardwalks, inching back, women whimpered. Wyatt Earp made a loud exclamation and gripped his gun. Rose grabbed his hand on the hilt and shook her head at him. Rose saw Billie leaning forward intently at his seat on the boardwalk steps, beyond him the adults looked repelled.

“Kokopelli!” the Doctor’s voice blasted out like a trumpet call.

Rose’s attention flashed to the rabbit as its gaze locked on the Doctor.

“Yes. I know who you are,” the Doctor answered its startled look. “It’s time to end this.”

The rabbit’s gaze drifted away from the Doctor, insolently. Then it exploded off the rock. It hopped three great bounds toward the Doctor. Jumped sideways. And disappeared.

And reappeared on the boulder.

Everyone gasped. Babble broke out.

The rabbit looked surprised. It looked down at the faceted magnetite beneath it, then glared up accusingly at the Doctor.

The Doctor grinned. “You’re not going anywhere.”

The rabbit lifted its flute to its lips.

The Doctor drew his sonic screwdriver.

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Rose realized the danger almost too late. “Sheriff! Reggie! Cover your ears!” She looked around for something to use but found nothing. “I can’t believe I’m doing this.” She lifted her skirts and ripped loose a long strip of her petticoats. She tore it in small sections, wadding up the pieces of cloth. She could hear the soft seductive music building behind her.

She turned to find the sheriff reaching for Reggie. The saloon owner seemed only too willing to return the embrace, their eyes hot. Rose jumped up the boardwalk and barged between them, separating them. Wyatt’s hands slid up her side instead and closed on her breasts. She slapped him, hard. He staggered back, cheek livid, looking shocked. She shoved the cloth in his hands while his eyes were clear. “It’s the rabbit, the flute!” she shouted. “Put these in your ears!” There was a lot of moaning going on around them.

Rose turned to find Reggie wrapped in the arms of one of the miners. She seemed to be enjoying herself. Rose tore her away and shoved more cloths at her, repeating the shouted instructions she’d given Earp.

The miner, deprived of his first playmate, grabbed Rose from behind. With an exasperated roll of her eyes she elbowed him in the gut and stamped on his foot. As he hopped around she turned and pushed him, right over Billie who was kneeling behind his back. The man went sprawling.

Billie stood up and looked around him. “Everybody’s gone mad!” he yelled over the noise. Rose looked around. Men had women pushed up against the wooden walls, kissing and pulling up skirts. A few of the women were doing their part for equal opportunity by ripping open vests and shirts. Buttons flew everywhere. Rose felt like putting her hands over Billy’s eyes, but the boy was just staring around, appalled. She shoved the last of her cloth to him. “Stuff that in your ears,” she ordered.

She turned back to the Doctor, standing in the street, fiddling with his sonic screwdriver. “Do something!” she yelled.

“I am!” he yelled back. She could see his thumb working as he ran through the settings.

She could hear the rabbit’s flute, the beautiful sensuous sound. But fortunately it didn’t affect her. She could hear the grating, up and down fluctuations of the sonic screwdriver as the Doctor searched for the right frequency.

“There!”

A piercing squeal of feedback flashed through the town, making everyone flinch. The sound of the rabbit’s flute cut off.

Rose turned to look, but the rabbit was still playing. It scowled, and played harder, she could see its cheeks puffing out as it blew, but no sound came out. It glared at the Doctor.

The townspeople pulled back from their partners, blushed fiery red, mumbled apologies and curses, and avoided each others eyes as they righted clothes and took self-conscious steps away from one another. Although Rose did notice one young couple, still wrapped up in one another, slip around the corner into the alley.

Voices raised in protest and anger. Their attention turned to the rabbit on the stone. The crowd started to advance, muttering in outrage, there was the sound of wood splintering as someone broke off a club from a section of boardwalk railing.

The rabbit twitched, resettled itself and gave the Doctor a sly look. The sound changed. A low keening started, a soft moaning sound that built into the woman crying/cat screeching sound of a cougar. The crowd stopped, looked at each other, and started to back away. They looked around jerkily, eyes widening, hands trembling, the hairs on their nape standing up as sound piled on sound. Screaming wind, although there was no wind. Shrieking wildcat. Sobbing woman. Sounds that grated, stripped the nerves raw. Low keening sounds of human terror were added to the mix as people drew together in knots, backing away. Staring around wildly to find the direction the danger came from. Dustdevils kicked up in front of them, kicking rocks and sand into their face. A howling wind blew, scouring the street and everyone in it. People screamed, women threw their hands over their faces. Half the people broke and ran.

Billie clung to Rose’s waist, hiding his face in her side, trembling. Rose saw the Doctor standing like a pillar in the center of the street, his black duster flying around him as he was enveloped in a stinging whirlwind.

He thumbed the sonic screwdriver and held it out. The blue tip the only color in that beige cyclone. The dust shattered and fell. The sound ceased. All around them, was the sound of panting, terrified humans.

“Enough!” The Doctor stalked out of the dying whirlwind. And the sound changed again.

Kokopelli sat on his pyramid, puffing quick little sharp notes into his flute. But what came out was not sharp or frightening, but spritely. A jigging, happy, circus tune of a song. Even with her earplugs Rose found herself grinning. Billie’s arms loosened around her and he looked up. A smile blossomed on his face. He turned to the boulder and started laughing.

The rabbit had hopped down from its perch and was now doing a sprightly little dance in front of the magnetite. His big bunny feet tapping out an Irish reel, hopping in a complex scottish jig. Even while playing the flute Rose could see its mouth lifted in a smile, dancing around in delight like a children’s fairy tale. Everyone laughed.

They roared with laughter, tears coming to their eyes. They doubled over giggling. Some were literally rolling on the ground in mirth. Even Rose burbled out a surprised laugh as Billie reached up and tickled her. He was laughing hard, his eyes sparkling, tears streaming down his cheeks as he giggled. The rags in his ears hung loose down his neck.

Rose’s head jerked up. She looked around the town. People were scattered all across the street. Some literally sprawled in the street. People were holding their sides, in stitches, laughing so hard they couldn’t breathe. Gasping. Faces red from laughing. Almost blue.

“Doctor!” she yelled in horrified realization. She turned. To find the Doctor laughing.

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He was grinning that huge innocent grin that made him so beautiful. His grey eyes blazing blue the way they did when he was happy. His cheeks were grinning so hard they must hurt. Tears of mirth streaked down his face. His arms hung limply at his sides, his head tilted back as he laughed with all his heart.

It was horrible.

Rage tore through Rose. She turned to find Wyatt Earp leaning on a post beside her, bent over laughing. His mustache dribbling with snot as he was helpless before the sprightly music.

Rose ripped his gun out of his holster and shot the rabbit.

Or tried to. The gun was heavy and the shot dropped short, kicking up a clot of dirt at the hare’s feet. But a stone from the clot struck the rabbit’s knee, stinging enough to make it stagger and lose the tune for a moment.

“Kokopelli!” the Doctor roared. The Time Lord surged forward, the sonic screwdriver whirring, the amplified grating sound blanking out the rabbit’s resumed song, and adding adrenaline to the worn townsfolk who staggered upright from their exhausted, hilarious sprawls.

The rabbit frantically hopped back onto its boulder and struck up a new song. A new sound full of grating and cacophony and jarring notes that Rose remembered from the gunfight.

“Get him!” Rose instinctively surged forward at that anonymous cry. Toward the rabbit. But the man’s voice, behind her, cried again in rage. “She’s my wife, you bastard!”

Rose turned in shock to see a shopkeeper attacking a miner. A miner she had earlier seen amorously pressing a woman up against the glass windows of the shop behind him. The shopkeeper’s white sleeved arms bunched under their red gartered armbands as he fastened his hands around his enemy’s neck. The other man struck out with his fist, clouting the shopkeeper in the side of the head.

Rose turned at hearing other sounds of violence. Men and women who had just seconds ago been too drained to move were now attacking each other. Two women were involved in a full blown rolling catfight in the middle of the street. Billie ran past her, murder on his face as he raised a rock, aiming it at the only other boy in the crowd. Rose grabbed his arm and yanked, making him drop the stone. He turned and kicked her in the shin. She cursed and hopped. He twisted away and ran at the other boy, tackled him, and started punching him.

Everywhere, people were fighting each other. Groups tore at each other in clustered melees. Individuals pounded on each other or chased one another with blood in their eye.

No one was paying attention to the rabbit. The horrible music beat at the air as surely as the people beat at one another. The Doctor was frantically adjusting and readjusting his sonic screwdriver. A man snuck up behind him and slammed a chair down across the Time Lord’s back. The chair splintered. The Doctor fell.

“Doctor!” Ignoring the chaos around her, Rose ran.

She saw another man tackle the Doctor’s attacker, shoving the bigger man aside and planting a haymaker in his jaw. Rose only partially realized it was Joss the little mine supervisor, before she dropped down beside the Doctor. The blow had knocked the sonic screwdriver out of his hand. But he was already pushing himself up onto his knees, shaking his head. His hat had rolled off. A splinter stuck out of his hair, and a thin line of blood trickled down to his eyebrow. “Rose?”

“Yes. I’m here.”

“Where’s the screwdriver?”

She turned and scrambled sideways in her skirts and scooped it up. Behind the Doctor she saw Joss, still kneeling astride his victim. The miner had a short candle in his hand. He struck a match off the sole of his boot and lit the candle. The wick caught, fizzing and spitting sparks.

Rose’s eyes grew enormous as she realized. The Doctor saw the look and turned.

Joss held up the half stick of dynamite, twisted and threw it at the rabbit. The dynamite arched over their heads.

“NO!” The Doctor scooped up Rose and lunged toward the boulder, tackling the rabbit. The dynamite hit, exploded.

And the world went silver.



OK Doc p.12
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho


They entered the Last Chance Saloon to find a celebration in progress. Dirty miners lined the bar, swigging down free drinks and being slapped on the back.

Rose’s eyebrows rose in surprise. “How did they get you out so fast?” Rose asked one of the miners as Reggie plopped a bottle of Sarsparilla down in front of her, grinning, then went on to help the rest of her happy customers.

“Joss got tired of how slow the digging was going, so he laid half a stick of dynamite down the hole and blew it wide open.” One of the miners told her, leaning cheerfully on the bar, so coated with dirt that he looked like a furry bear. “Didn’t take any time to hack our way out after that. Three cheers for Joss!” the miner yelled, raising his tankard.

“Hip, hip, Hooray! Hip, hip, Hooray! Hip, hip, Hooray!” the rescued miners all cheered. Joss, sitting at one of the tables nursing a whiskey, grinned bashfully, but raised his glass to them.

“It’s a wonder you all weren’t knocked out by the compression wave,” the Doctor muttered under his breath.

The miner heard him. “Nah. Joss’s a dab hand with stick of dynamite. And a few minutes of dizzy was worth getting out of that hole, we weren’t looking forward to the air going stale, I can tell you.” The miner took a healthy swallow of his drink in remembrance, then called for another one.

Wyatt Earp pushed halfway into the saloon doors and beckoned to the Doctor. “We got what you wanted, Doctor. Now what do you want us to do with it?”

“Excellent!” the Doctor leapt for the door and ran outside.

Billie was standing proudly beside a wood-sided wagon in the middle of the street. Three other men were sitting on the wooden sides, looking curiously at the Doctor as he rushed out to inspect his prize. The magnetite boulder was sitting in the bed of the wagon, sunlight glinting off its black facets.

“Good work!” The Doctor inspected the polyhedron briefly, it was all in one piece. “Now we need to set it down here in the road.” He gestured down to his feet and the three men groaned, but jumped out of the wagon and started setting up a tripod of mine support beams and a block and tackle.

“What in the world do you want this thing for, Doctor? I ain’t never seen anything like it before,” Wyatt said as he stood back and let the men work.

The Doctor rubbed his hands together gleefully. “Mr. Wearp, this is the bait in the trap.”

Earp looked at him strangely, the Doctor felt the weight of that stare. “What?”

“It’s ... For a minute there you sounded like Doctor Calligari.”

“Who’s that?” Rose asked as she walked up behind them. Many of the miners had exited the saloon behind her, standing on the boardwalk watching the strange goings on.

“Never mind that,” the Doctor said, waving away the reference to his former self. Everyone watched breathlessly as the crystaline boulder was carefully lowered into the street. They all breathed a sigh of relief when it touched down safely.

The Doctor turned to the deputy. “Acting Marshall Earp, you’re about to see something here that you’ve never seen before. It’s likely to frighten some people, so I’d appreciate it if you’d block off this street, and make sure everyone is unarmed. I don’t want people to start shooting.”

Earp frowned. “You said you were going to lure the culprit out so we can arrest him.”

“I am. But unless you want a repeat of the corral, I suggest you take everyone’s guns. “

Wyatt’s hand fell to his revolver. “I can’t very well expect my men to arrest a dangerous criminal while unarmed, Doctor.”

“He won’t have a gun. Please, trust me,” the Doctor’s voice was quiet, but powerful.

Wyatt looked from the Doctor, to Rose, who was radiating sincerity, to Reggie, who was leaning against the doorjamb to the saloon. She shrugged. “He seems to know what he’s doing. Besides, he puts on a good show. Nobody’s supposed to be armed in town anyway.”

Wyatt clenched his jaw and looked back at the Doctor. “All right, Doctor. I’ll trust you. But I’m keeping my gun.”

The Doctor nodded. “All I ask is that you don’t shoot unless there’s trouble.”

“Fair enough.”

Earp sent two of his deputies to block off the ends of the road, one taking the cart with him to serve as a barricade. He and the other man started gathering up sidarms from the crowd lining the street. People seemed happy to hand them over, for the chance to see the show. Most of them didn’t realize that the Doctor was attempting to lure out the criminal who had been killing their babies and causing the town’s troubles.

The Doctor paced off the distance from the boardwalk to the black pyramid, took a few measurements, then nodded to himself and returned to the Saloon where the deputy was locking the accumulated guns in Reggie’s safe behind the bar.

“Doctor,” Rose whispered urgently, tugging him into the lee of the stairs, “I know you’re trying to stop Kokopelli from repairing that ring in the mines, but what are we going to do with him once we’ve got him?”

The Doctor shrugged. “Dunno.”

She glared at him.

“One thing at a time, Rose. First let’s make sure we’re not about to be innundated with a harey problem.” She grimaced at the pun. “We can only hope the regeneration of the ring isn’t an automatic process, otherwise it won’t matter if we’re keeping him busy here.”

“You’re not building my confidence,” she protested.

“Well, it’s likely not automatic. Intrastructural engineering is a tricky process. Needs brains. We stop him fixing the ring, we stop the invasion.”

“I got that bit, but what are we going to do with him?”

He shrugged and grinned. “Improvise.”

She rolled her eyes.

Billie ran over and jerked on the Doctor’s sleeve. He’d somehow insinuated himself into the saloon crowd. “Are you really gonna have a showdown with my rabbit?” he asked in breathless tones, eyes large. “Can I have his skin when you shoot him?”

“Billie!” Rose protested.

“I’m not going to shoot him, Billie Jo,” the Doctor said.

“Yeah,” Billie nodded sagely, “Ya ain’t got a gun. You could borrow the Marshall’s.” he said in sudden inspiration, brightening.

“I don’t need a gun. I’ve got this.” The Doctor flourished his sonic screwdriver.

Billie’s face scrunched up. “Your dowsing rod?”

Reggie and Earp joined them by the stairs, listening to the conversation.

“Well, all he’s got is a flute,” the Doctor pointed out.

“But how are you gonna quick draw if you got it in your pocket? You need a holster!” Brightening, the boy ran over to the bar where a pile of holsters sat on the bar above the safe. He grabbed up a flashy black, silver-studded one and ran back, brandishing it in triumph like a flag. “Here ya go. Now you’re ready for a proper showdown.”

The Doctor looked at the excited boy, looked at the holster and suddenly grinned a huge grin. “You’re right, Billie. As an old enemy of mine once said, It’s best to dress for the occasion.”

Rose stared at the Doctor, recognizing that childlike enthusiasm that took him over from time to time. She watched as he strapped on the holster. For a man who didn’t like guns, he seemed to have a disturbing familiarity with how to tie on a gunbelt. She watched him prop his boot on one of the chairs and tie the string around his long thigh.

He stood up with a grin, twirled his sonic screwdriver and holstered it with a flourish.

“Yeah!” Billie punched the air then ran outside to get a good seat.

“I hope you know what you’re doing.” Earp and Rose said at the same time.

Reggie shoved a glass of sarsparilla in his hand and watched him gulp it down in one swig. She took the glass back. “Let’s get this show on the road,” she said.

————

Outside, the street was lined with people who’d come out of the shops and businesses. The atmosphere was tense, less circus-like than before. Word had spread that this was an attempt to capture the person who had been causing the babies dying, the feuds, and the mine collapse.

Groups of men had gathered at the entrances of all the side streets, others leaned warily on the boardwalk pillars, alert. No one had had time to go home for their guns. But a few of the men were fingering lasso’s.

Even the Doctor looked a bit taken aback by the turnout.

“This could get dicey,” Rose said.

The Doctor nodded. He reached into his duster and pulled out the triangular device he’d taken from the Tardis. Lights twinkled on the surface. He handed it to her. “Take this and attach it to the base of the pyramid, press this button, then back off. But keep close. Have you got your earplugs?”

Rose nodded. He handed her the device and waved her toward the pyramid. He strode out to the center of the street, several yards away, and turned to face the black boulder. He swept his duster back behind his sonic holster.

The crowd hushed.


OK Doc p.11
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho


They arrived back in Tombstone to find a panic. Someone was ringing an alarm bell and everyone was running toward the far end of town.

"What is it?" Rose asked. She grabbed Reggie’s arm as the woman ran past. "What’s happened?"

Reggie’s face was stark white. "Mine collapse." Rose released her in shock and the woman ran on. Billie dashed after her.

"He did it. He really did it." Rose looked at the Doctor in dismay.

"Looks like."

"If he gets that thing working..." Rose looked around, imagining the tiny, wooden town overrun by millions of rabbits. It should have seemed funny, but it would be a slaughter. "Oh my god."

"Come on." The Doctor took her hand and they ran.

The gate to the mine yard was wide open. The bell ringer was still plying his rope at the mine offices bell tower. People streamed in, miners yelled orders, organizing the townsfolk. A group of wounded miners was lying near the fence to one side, being tended to by the women, led by Reggie. A long line of people had already formed at the mine entrance, passing rocks out hand to hand. Rose was amazed how many people there were, everyone worried. For all its historical significance, Tombstone was just a small silver mining town. Everyone had friends or relatives that worked in the mines.

The Doctor spotted Wyatt Earp standing in a knot with two other men who were organizing the efforts, The Doctor pushed his way through the crowd.

"Was anyone trapped in the new seam?" he asked bluntly, interrupting their discussion.

They turned to look at him with surprised eyes.

"Doctor! Good, you’re here," Wyatt said. "We don’t have anyone badly injured yet but..."

"Was anyone trapped in the new gallery?" the Doctor asked again, his eyes pinning the burly, well dressed man he took to be the mine owner, ignoring Wyatt’s rambling.

"No," the man said slowly, his eyes measuring the rough cowboy in front of him, with his two days growth of beard and dusty jeans. Something in the Doctor’s intense gray gaze must have reassured him. "The miners in that section came screaming out of the tunnels before the collapse, babbling something about "demon winds" and wildcats. They’re over there." He jerked his chin at a quivering trio of miners who sat huddled against the palisade wall.

Rose recognized that look. "Where are their wives?" Rose asked Earp, already moving to go help. Wyatt looked out over the crowd and spotted one of the women just arriving, he pointed her out. Rose grabbed his arm and dragged him off to show her. The Doctor left her to it.

"Is there any chance of getting that seam back open?" The Doctor directed the question to the other man. The head miner was a scrawny little man in dirty overalls and a felt hat.

The miner shook his head. "Whatever it was brought the whole tunnel down, collapsed the junction of the two tunnels. The real problem right now is the primary seam. We’ve got six men trapped down there. We don’t know if any of them are hurt. We’re digging as fast as we can. But we’re going to have to slow down soon. We can’t just indiscriminately dig, we’ve got to make sure it’s stable, bring in supports where needed. It’s not going to be a quick job."

"Other exits?"

The owner shook his head. "This is a silver mine. We have trouble enough just guarding this entrance, we didn’t add any more."

"Air shafts?" the Doctor continued.

"Two," the head miner answered. "One to the new gallery," which was empty, his grimace said, "and one to the old. But without cross ventilation that isn’t going to do a lot of good. They’ll just run out of air slower. But I’ve already got a team of men working at it. We’re sending one of the younger boys down."

He saw the Doctor’s scowl. "It’s not big enough for a man, and we need to know if it’s clear. If he can get through and find his way to the others he can lead them back to the shaft. It will be easier to widen it than get through this end," he waved at the tunnel mouth. "If the way is blocked, or if some of the miners are trapped or injured, he can bring word. At least we’ll know more and can plan from then."

"You’ve done very well," the Doctor said.

"Thank you," the professional said wryly.

"Joss!"

The head miner’s head snapped up at a call from the mine entrance. The line of stones had stopped moving and the townsfolk were fidgeting nervously as they waited in their line, some craning to see, others bent over panting, or tending to scraped hands.

The Doctor followed the scrappy little miner over to the entrance where another miner beckoned to him.

The Doctor looked across the yard, and found Rose with the three miners. Two of the miners were frantically clutching young women to them, obviously their wives. The other clutched an older woman who was apparently his mother.

Rose turned and saw him, said something to Earp and the two trotted over to join him.

"Come on then, let’s have a look," the Doctor stalked toward the cavemouth.

Joss grabbed him by the arm and stopped him, "You’re not allowed in there."

Rose smothered a grin. The head miner was a little man in coveralls and a felt hat with candle wax dripped on the brim. the Doctor towered over him. But Rose had to laugh at the way the little man didn’t even notice. It was like seeing a terrier facing off a mastiff. But a terrier who thought he was just as big as the big dog.

The Doctor stared down at the little man as if the words didn’t make any sense. Finally he just shook his head, rolled his eyes, and stalked into the mine anyway.

"Miss, please don’t come in here," the miner said politely, holding up a hand to stop her. Had he ordered her out, she would have ignored him, but it was a respectful request.

She nodded. She’d had more than enough of the mine anyway. From what the three nervous miners had told her, Kokopelli had returned and pulled that same trick on them, but he hadn’t stopped at merely frightening them. The noise had continued until the very walls had shook, bringing down a cascade of boulders that had chased them out of the mines. One said he’d actually seen the gallery roof crack, before the sound and the rocks had shoved him out.

One of the men’s ears were bleeding.

She jerked her head toward the traumatized miners. "I’ll just be over there if the Doctor needs me." He nodded and ran into the mine after the Doctor.

Eventually the Doctor and the head miner exited from their inspection, the miner yelled something to his men, who jumped up and gather several of the large timbers used for bracing and threaded their way into the mine.

The Doctor stalked over to Rose, batting the dirt off his hat as he came. He shook his head at her. "He did a good job. They’ll be weeks clearing that out." He rammed his hat back on his head.

Just then there was a childish "Whoop!" of jubilation from beyond the fence and everyone turned to the gates just as Billie burst into the mine yard. He was covered in dust and scratches from head to foot but he was jumping with glee. "We found them! They’re safe!" he yelled.

The townspeople burst out in cheers and hoots. Some of the women crying with relief.

Rose and the Doctor stepped back out of the way as Joss and the mine owner blocked off the mine entrance and organized everyone to go recover the miners. Carts were loaded with digging equipment and people started to wend their way out of the gates, heading toward the air shaft or back to town.

"So how long have we got?" Rose asked.

"Eight hours minimum."

She frowned at him as if something didn’t compute. "Wait a minute, don’t you mean, ‘Eight hours maximum?’"

"No. If it was possible for him to repair the ring in less than eight hours he’d have done it before now. All he’d have to do was fix it at night while everyone was asleep. Since he didn’t I think we can safely assume it takes more than eight hours."

"That still doesn’t leave us a lot of time," Rose said.

"It’ll be enough if we move fast." The Doctor said, pushing his hat back as he watched the yard empty.

Rose opened her parasol and twirled it jauntily. "So what’s your plan?"

He grinned at her. He turned and scanned the crowd. "Wyatt!" he yelled over everyone’s heads. "I’m going to need a cart!"

———————

Rose twirled her parasol, grateful for the shade. The sun was well up now and the desert heat was fierce. She cocked her head at the Doctor.

"So why now?" she asked. He turned those piercing grey eyes on her. They had that sort of calm intensity that only he could do. She finished her though. "That maniac rabbit could have collapsed the mine any time in the last two months. Why suddenly choose now?"

"Us." He saw her look of confusion. "He’d been concentrating on running the people off. It may not have occurred to him to collapse the tunnel until he almost did it to us. He’d have to be careful or risk damaging the ring. But he knows we’re getting close. No one knew about him before, he could work in secret. Not anymore."

Rose nodded and watched as Wyatt Earp disengaged himself from his discussion with the miners and trotted over. "What’s the problem, Doctor? What do you need a cart for?"

"I know who’s been causing all the trouble."

"Who?" Wyatt Earp's hand settled on his sidearm. the cold glint in his eyes sent a shiver down Rose’s back. This man had lost his baby and nearly his brother in the past few days. He was looking for someone to blame.

"It’s not someone you can just go and drag out of their hideout." the Doctor explained. "We’ll have to lure him out. And for that I need a wagon."

***

"Should we have abandoned the deputy to Billie’s tender mercies?" Rose asked as they entered the Tardis.

The Doctor took off his hat and tossed it on the console. "It’s the fastest way." He started manipulating the controls. He pulled the scanner around and frowned at it. "I’ve got some work to do, why don’t you go get cleaned up?"

Rose looked down at her dusty dress with chagrin. She shook out the peach colored skirts. Dust billowed off in a cloud, settling gently down through the deckplates onto the fancy electronics underneath. She looked back up at the Doctor with an guilty grimace, she knew how he felt about the Tardis. "Sorry." He glared at her, then turned back to the scanner. Rose scuttled off.

Rose used one of the Tardis’s cleaning arches to get rid of the dust. All you had to do was walk through the archway fully clothed and it cleaned everything. Body, hair, clothes, all in one go. Handy that. She squinted in the mirror. Unfortunately it had the tendency to clean off her makeup too. And, yeah, she was getting a sunburn. She wondered if the Doctor had any space age cure for that. She grimaced and reapplied her makeup, brushed her hair, and returned to the console room.

The Doctor had stopped diddling around with the controls and was bent over rummaging around in the tool chest looking for something. Rose tilted her head and admired the denim-clad view then gave him an innocent look as he stood up and turned around. "Found it!" He held up a small triangular device, as big as his palm with rounded corners. He dug in a pocket and pulled out, not the sonic screwdriver, but a tiny little pick. He popped open the top of the device and started rooting around in it with the pick, "Come on." Not looking up from his work, he scooped his hat on and he led her out of the Tardis back into the baking heat and hot soughing wind of Arizona.

Rose grunted as the heat hit her. It had been nice and cool in the Tardis. For their next destination she was going to ask for something in the mountains. Someplace with cool breezes and soft snow and skiing and hot chocolate around a roaring fire. Although knowing him, the snow would be carnivorous and the hot chocolate would taste like sweatsocks.

She pulled the Tardis door closed behind her and watched as he stood there, intently hunched over the device, his hat tilted down over his face as he reprogrammed the thing. She looked around his shoulder, watching his strong hands manipulating the delicate device. She looked up at his absorbed face. He really was a sexy man, with that long nose and those big ears. She leaned against his side. He bumped her companionably with his shoulder, not taking his gaze from his work.

She leaned closer, turning slightly toward him, the sound of the wind moaning softly in her ears, her hand slid forward over his flat stomach and smoothed over his shirt, slipping under the far edge of his coat. He was so strong, and solid. Hmm. She lifted up on her tiptoes, her eyes going to his mouth.

"Rose!" The Doctor jumped back and whipped the sonic screwdriver up between them. The harsh buzzing sound snapped her out of the sensual haze she’d been in, drowning out the soft sensual music on the wind.

He’d dropped his electronics in the dust. Slightly dizzy, not thinking, she stooped and picked it up, wiping it clean. She stood up to find him looking at her strangely.

"You all right?" he asked.

"Yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?"

Suddenly she realized what had happened. "Oh my God. I came on to you!" She stared at him with horrified eyes. Okay, daydreams were one thing, but she’d never.... But she’d been about to.... If he hadn’t.... Oh my God!

He relaxed and grinned that wide, little boy grin at her, though she could swear there was a naughty glint in his eye. "It’s not the end of the world. Kokopelli’s trying to distract us. He’s the spirit of fertility, remember."

"Fertility!" she yelped.

He grinned wider. "Certain frequencies of sound can stimulate human emotional responses." He rummaged in his pockets as she blushed crimson. "Here. I meant to give these to you earlier." He held out his hand where two waxlike white blobs sat. "Earplugs. They’ll filter out the offending wavelengths but still allow you to hear."

She snatched them and shoved them in her ears.

He gave her that cocky grin again. Full of himself. He took the electronic triangle from her, blew the dust out of it and finished programming it. He snapped it shut. "There. Now all we have to do is see if Billy and Earp did their part."


Fanscination
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho
(A poem about why Doctor Who is so fascinating.)


Fanscination

What is it about this show
that truly fascinates me so?
Dodgy monsters, flimsy plots,
amazing literature it's not.

Then why does it so grab my heart?
Make me smile, make me hurt?
Leave me wondering week by week
what fascinating thing they'll meet.

Is it the monsters? Is it the girls?
Is it the man with the hair and curls?
Is it the future and the past?
The possibilities and laughs?

Does it soothe my mind, light my day
just because it's bright and gay?
It's not real deep, it's not real dire
but I always feel I'm lifted higher.

Maybe that's the thing I need
an escape from hate and greed.
A happy man, a cheerful ship
And all of space and time to rip.

Let's go!

Maintenance (10th Doctor Drabble)
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho


The robust, white haired man shook his head at the decor and walked out of the Tardis. The Doctor drew a deep breath, leaned over and flipped a switch. The door opened and a tall, curly haired man bounded in. He took one look at the Doctor, the decor, and the time rotor, and started on a harangue, shaking his finger and stalking up the ramp.

The Doctor leaned both arms wearily on the console, nodded his head, then shook it in response to the arguement. The curly haired man glared at him, flipped a switch, and disappeared.

He was replaced by a young blond man, all in beige, who clearly said "Not again!" Flipped the same switch and disappeared.

He was replaced by a shorter, sleepy-eye, poetic looking man in Victorian dress. The man's eyes widened slightly, he looked around at the console room and nodded in approval. He noticed the Doctor and walked over to start a low voiced conversation. The two men debated something for a moment, then in accord, walked to opposite ends of the console and began a strangely coordinated, almost concert duet, of switch flipping and controls wrangling.

At the end the time rotor stopped the odd, almost sideways juttering, it had been doing and settled into a smooth, gliding motion.

The poetic looking man slipped his hands in his pockets with a satisfied air, nodded to the Doctor and sauntered out of the Tardis.

"Doctor, who was that?" Donna asked, as she entered the room, from where she'd been watching the proceedings from the interior doorway. That last guy had been kind of cute. But trust the Doctor to know all the weirdos.

The Doctor whirled around, shocked, then relieved. "Donna! Thank goodness it’s you. I've been talking to myself all morning."

Baby Gods (p.8)
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho

"You sure this is going to work?"

"Of course it will work. All the ground floor doors are guarded. They're looking for us inside. No one is expecting us to get out this way." This way, was an eight foot tall glass panel, one in a series that made up this office wall looking out on a veranda and park. There was a plunger stuck to the middle of it, that the Doctor had nicked from a janitor's closet. He was running the sonic screwdriver along the edge of the glass, around the frame.

"What about alarms?"

"I disconnected them. Here we go." He gently kicked the glass panel loose with the toe of one trainer, grabbed the plunger like a handle and walked the glass open like a door. Donna ducked out behind him onto the veranda, he continued turning, sliding the glass panel sideways and replacing it perfectly in its frame, backward. He unsealed the plunger and tossed it into a garbage bin.

"They'll never figure it out." He grinned. "Now we've got to get that thing back to the temple." He grabbed her hand and ran.

They emerged onto the street in front of the building and sauntered across casually, as if they were just a family on an outing. Donna cradled the egg, zipped into a pastel spandex egg cover they'd found in the lab, to block its glow. The Doctor walked alongside her with one arm behind her back, keeping an eye out for trouble.

They crossed the grassed street toward the sports stadium/amphitheater.

"Sir, ma'am. May I see your egg, please." An orange robed priest stopped them in the street.

Donna started to hand over the egg but the Doctor's touch on her arm stopped her. "What's this about?" the Doctor asked, playacting the concerned father. Donna looked up at him, weren't the priests their allies? He gave her the tiniest little headshake.

"Since the God Egg was stolen the Temple is conducting a search, we are checking all eggs past the third trimester."

He reached out toward the egg cover and Donna twisted the egg aside, shielding it with her body. "Watch it, you. She's already overdue. We don't need you jostling her!" she yelled, staying in character.

The Doctor was sidling them all toward the stadium entrance. "You'll have to forgive my wife. She tends to get a little tetchy at time's like this." he said, giving the guard a look implying it was a "pregnant wifey" thing.

"I really must insist, sir." The priest whipped out an evil looking needle. It was eight inches long. He lunged toward the egg.

"Run!" The Doctor and Donna ran, the guard's fingers scrabbled for the egg and snagged the zipper. It pulled open as Donna jerked away. Golden light beamed out of the egg cover.

The Doctor and Donna heard him calling for backup as they sprinted through the stadium corridor.

"What's with that needle?!" Donna said in horror.

"Sampling needle. They're determined not to lose this chance."

They burst out of the corridor into the light of the stadium field. A shout. "There!" Six more geneticists, also robed as priests, came bursting out of adjacent corridors, two more running up from behind. They all bore the large, wicked looking needles.

"I thought the priests were on our side?!"

"Camouflage. Who better to ask about the egg? Run!"

They sprinted out onto the field, but the priests were gaining on them. The Doctor's long legs carried him out in front of Donna as he desperately looked for a way out. Behind him, two more guards burst unexpectedly out of a corridor on their right. They tackled Donna and she went down, clutching the egg. The egg popped out of its cover and rolled away, glinting brightly. The guards all scrambled for the egg. "Oh no you don't!" Donna clambered up and ran, ramming them aside with her shoulder.

The Doctor noticed and started to turn back. "Keep going!" Donna yelled as she scooped up the egg. The guards were right on her tail, almost within arms reach. She glanced at them out of the corner of her eye. "Go long!"

"What? Donna, no!" The Doctor started running, eyes wide, as Donna threw the egg. A classic American football throw. The egg glinted and shone, flying through the air. The Doctor ran forward arms outstretched, and caught it.

He hugged the egg to his stomach and stumbled, but kept running to maintain his balance.

Behind him Donna cried out as one of the guards grabbed her by the hair. She fell and he pinned her to the ground with one knee in her back and covered her with his sampling needle. "Go!" she yelled as she saw the Doctor hesitate.

The other seven guards rushed forward, needles glinting in the sun. Regretfully the Doctor turned, and ran.

CRACK!

The guards were yelling behind him, their footfalls sounding in his ears as he ran across the grass toward the goal posts and the exit corridor beyond. But all that faded into the background as he looked down and saw the shining crack that had appeared in the side of the egg. Another crack appeared and he stumbled to a halt, awed. He watched in disbelief as it shattered and the pieces fell away.

A shining golden baby looked up from his hands. A metallic golden cherub. The baby floated up out of the crystal shards. It hugged the Doctor around the neck in delight, then saw the geneticists charging forward behind him. It frowned a stern little, newborn baby god frown, and waved a pudgy little hand. The geneticists all suddenly stumbled and ran right out of their shoes. Their feet had turned into knobs. They couldn't stand up.

The baby grinned. The Doctor grinned back. Donna stared in amazement from where the geneticist had pushed her down. The baby kissed the Doctor's head in benediction and floated up, becoming less metallic gold, and more ephemeral, gold light. The "clouds" parted and revealed a mature golden father god, massive in the sky over the stadium. It smiled at the Doctor and Donna and opened its arms to its "child." The last thing they saw was the baby god, in its new father's arms, one arm around daddy's neck, waving cheerfully to them. The Father god bowed in thanks. And the clouds closed over them. The clouds glowed a golden glow for a minute then it faded to normal sunlight.


The temple guards arrived and rounded up the geneticists. And their shoes.

---

The Doctor and Donna walked back through Padir's neighborhood, hands in pockets, studying the sky.

"Well, that's all taken care of. The High Priest has the geneticists and the evidence, the gods are in their heaven, and all's right with the world." He turned a circle holding his arms out to the world in question.

Donna noticed they were passing Padir's house. "Don't you want to stay and see Pedir's daughter born?"

"Nah. I don't think anything can beat the birth we've already seen today. Can you?"

She smiled at his smug delight. "No." She locked her hands behind her back and looked up at him slyly. "So," she drawled and gave him a big grin. "How does it feel to be a godfather?"



THE END
 



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Baby Gods (p.7)
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho

"I can't believe we're right back where we started from. How did you know there was a security elevator on the top floor?" She laid the egg back on the table they'd just stolen it from. The heavy vault door was closed. "What if they seal us in?"

"They can't. That's why we couldn't get in. Build a completely impenetrable front door, then put in a slightly less impenetrable elevator at the back. I noticed it when we were here earlier. I told you those codes would come in handy."

"You were only in here for two seconds!"

"Yeah, well. Best place to be right now. They won't be looking for us here. Now. Let's take a closer look at this egg shall we?"

He looked around the gleaming white, well stocked lab. He found a small, high speed drill and held it up for her inspection.

"Here now! What are you going to do with that?" She leaned protectively over the egg.

"Oh don't be ridiculous. I bet this is what Yoshef used that got him that burn on the hand. Look." He set the drill aside and pulled down a large lighted magnifying glass on a arm over the table. "See, right there."

A tiny dent appeared at the juncture of three of the crystal facets. "They were trying to drill in for a cell sample."

"What for?"

"The Philosopher's Stone."

"What has Harry Potter got to do with it?"

"No. The Philosopher's Stone. The search, on Earth, was always for immortality. Here, on Lora, it's for godhood. They're trying to isolate the God gene and that," he gestured at the egg, "is the Philosopher's Stone. The only living source of the gene."

"That's horrible."

"And mad. Think about it. To commit this sort of sacrilege on a world where you know the gods are watching?"

"So why aren't they helping?"

"Dunno. Maybe it's more fun to watch?"

"What I don't understand is why all the rush? You keep saying they haven't got time. But surely it would be easier to get a sample once the baby is born?"

"Won't work. The baby is only physical while it's in the egg. As soon as it's hatched it will ascend into Oversight."

"Oversight?"

"A sort of dimensional field that surrounds the planet. You've seen those pictures of the Earth's magnetic field? It's like that. Their only chance is while it's still in the egg. But if they manage to kill a god in the process..."

Donna looked down at the egg.

There was a clang outside. The sound of security barriers opening all over the building. "I think it's time we got out of here."


Baby Gods (p.6)
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho


"Okay. so tell me again how you have the override codes."

They were standing outside the security vault. It was actually a vault. Huge metal doors and a big turnwheel.

The Doctor stopped sonicing the door and stood up with his hands on his hips. "I don't get it, it's not even deadlocked." He stared at his sonic screwdriver and shook it, as if wondering if it was working. There was no keypad on the door anywhere.

"Keys?"

"No keyholes. No card reader, no keypad, no tumblers, it's not even remotely controlled. How do they get in?"

"Open Sesame?"

The door cracked open. The Doctor stared at her. She shrugged back, just as surprised. The Doctor grabbed her arm and they walked backward, staying behind the door as it swung ponderously open. It was four feet thick. The background shrilling of alarms and automated announcements from upstairs cut out abruptly. A man stepped out of the vault, wearing containment gear, a cross between a spacesuit and medical gear. "I know the police have arrived, I'm on my way to deal with them right now." He had one hand up to his earphone. "Find out what caused it. I know there was no breach, we checked that first. I'll inform them it was a false alarm. Get Ancel to..." He walked off in the opposite direction, still giving orders.

The Doctor and Donna gave each other a relieved look. The door started to swing ponderously closed. They nipped around it and into the vault. Three medical men and Yoshef stood around a medical table where the egg lay.

"Ah," the Doctor said. "This is awkward."

Suddenly, he jumped forward, grabbed the egg, and pelted back through the closing door, clutching the egg like a rugby runner. Donna stared after him, stared at the stunned medical men, then abruptly followed him.

He was halfway down the corridor outside. She sprinted to catch up. He stopped at a corner, just before losing her and nodded her to precede him. She ran past him. "What was that?" she demanded over her shoulder as they ran up the stairs.

"Sometimes the direct approach is best."

They made it to the top of the stairs but were stopped by another biohazard shield. The Doctor handed her the egg and quickly tapped in the code. "They must be leaving the shields down just in case." The barrier raised and they burst through the door beyond into an upper hallway. They could hear pursuing footsteps below.

"This way!"

Police lights flashed through the exterior windows. "Can't we just give this thing to the police?" Donna huffed as she cradled the egg to her chest and followed.

The Doctor careened around another corner.

"They're here!" yelled a medisuited man halfway down the hall. He held out his hand and shot fire out of his palm.

"Whoa!" The Doctor skidded and reversed course. "I don't think they'll let us do that!" They ran back down the corridor.

"You didn't tell me they could shoot fire out of their hands!"

"They can't!" The Doctor shot around a corner, then grabbed Donna as she passed and yanked her into an elevator.

The doors closed and silence descended, broken only by the placid elevator music. They panted and leaned against the walls.

"They must be further along in their research than I expected. They've apparently had some success."

"But. How?"

"Gene grafting. It's not hard, even your people are starting to do it."

"Oi!"

"How's the egg?"

Donna leaned the egg back and studied it. It was still crystalline, glowing gold, more agitated now than when they'd seen it at the temple. "Seems okay."

"Right. One, we need to get out of the building. Two, we can't get out of the building."

The elevator dinged and the doors opened. "Top floor, mystery, mayhem, and medical madmen."

"I thought that was you," Donna muttered.

"Come on."

Baby Gods (p.5)
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho

"It looks like Adipose Industries," Donna said.

"It does, a bit. Makes sense really, same sort of business."

They looked up at the ergonomic skyscraper. The street was covered in grass here, small trees lined the curb, and a huge stadium stood across the street, a cross between a football stadium and a Colosseum.

"So why does it fall to us to get inside?"

"Because I asked the High Priest very nicely. I told him we had some experience at this sort of thing. Besides, we can't have Temple Guards crashing in, it'd cause chaos. And we're still not sure where the egg is."

"So what are we going to do? Hide out in the loo again?"

"Of course not. We're going to steal some lab coats."

Donna rolled her eyes.

In the end they did end up stealing lab coats and hiding in the bathroom. But just for a minute as a very agitated Yoshef came striding down the hallway talking urgently to a couple of men in business suits. It was a very weird sensation to be hiding in the women's bathroom with the Doctor. Fortunately, they were deep in the building by then and it was starting to empty out as people left for the day.

"This is getting to be a habit," the Doctor said, as they poked their heads out of the door to check the hall. They squeezed out into the hallway and shuffled nonchalantly down it in the direction Yoshef had been coming from.

They found a likely looking door with a security card lock. It refused to yield to the sonic screwdriver.

"Why isn't it working?"

"Don't know." He ran the screwdriver over the edge of the box, then whacked the edge with his hand. The cover popped open. "Ah Hah! Chemlock!"

Inside, instead of the usual electronics, was an array of colored velvet pads, like the inside of a compact. The Doctor patted his pockets and looked around. He leaned over and sniffed at Donna's neck.

"Oi!" She jumped back.

"Do you still have any of that perfume?"

She glared at him but rummaged in her back pocket and pulled out a small spritzer.

"Excellent!" The Doctor spritzed his finger, "Just need a bit of alkali." He leaned forward and studied the pads, "Right, there." He traced his finger over two of the pads, connecting them. The door clicked opened. "Voila!"

"Perfume locks?" Donna said in disbelief.

"The doorcards here don't work on magnetic strips but on chemical strips. Now, let's see what we have here."



Inside was a small office. Four desks, computers and pictures of DNA helixes on the walls. Ball and stick constructions of helixes sat on each of the desks.

"Now that's interesting." The Doctor slipped his glasses on and bent over, studying one of the constructions. "Look at that!" he pointed to a knob in the middle of the model.

"It's Tinkertoys, Doctor." Donna groused. "Can we please get on with it?" She studied the room for another way out, but there was no other door and no windows. It's amazing how fast you started looking for the exits when you traveled with the Doctor.

The Doctor was busy with the sonic screwdriver, and that superfast typing he could do when he wanted, his fingers moving so fast she literally couldn't see them. He stopped the cascade of images and clipped a stylized butterfly clip to a small metal tab that stuck out the side of the computer.

He noticed Donna's look of inquiry. "Evidence for the Temple Police."

"Stealing a god isn't evidence enough?"

"Not with what these people are trying to do." His voice was grim. He zip/scanned through more files while the computer downloaded a massive amount of information. "They've only got until the egg hatches, and that could be any day now. It's here, by the way, two levels down in the security vault."

"So how are we going to get in? If they're short on time they're not going to leave it unguarded. They're probably working on it."

"Right. So we need a distraction." He thought for a moment, watching the files download. "Hah! Yes, there's got to be..." more frantic typing. "Yes! I knew it. Now lets see, they've got... Ooh, that's nasty. That'll work." He typed off a few commands like a concert pianist and the building suddenly went haywire. The Doctor tipped his chair back and plopped his feet on the desk, grinning.

Sirens wailed throughout the building, heavy metal thuds indicated security doors slamming down. Their own door clicked with an ominous deadbolt sound and all the computers came on flashing a lurid red and black skull and crossbones. Several different warning messages blared at once, over the intercoms, in the hallways and public spaces, making it almost impossible to understand them.

Donna clamped her hands over her ears. "What did you do!?" she yelled.

He yelled back to be heard. "Convinced the computer there'd been a bio-containment breach. Told them they had a plague virus loose in the building. They keep live specimens here for research." He grinned and swivelled in his chair, enjoying the cacophony. "They'll have locked down the building and sealed us all in."

"And that helps?"

The Doctor slipped the clip off the computer and waved it at her. "I've got the override codes." He grinned.

Baby Gods (p.4)
Tribble at the Door
[info]betawho


The Doctor bent down. "Now this is interesting." They were in, what for all intents and purposes, was a badly imagined, bachelor's version of what a nursery should look like. Pastel greens and yellows, lots of natural sunshine, prints of mythological god scenes on the walls. And a changing table with a blue satin cushion on top, where the egg had obviously rested. The Doctor was examining the cushion with a large magnifying glass.

"Donna, look at this." The Doctor dragged his finger over the tabletop and held it up under the magnifying glass for her to examine.

"Crystal dust."

"Not just dust. Shards." He rubbed his fingers together, studying the texture. He turned to the high priest. "The egg wasn't showing any evidence of hatching, was it?"

The high priest shook his head. "We would never have allowed it to travel for all the blessing ceremonies otherwise."

"Uhm. Thought not." he kept rubbing his fingers together.

"But that egg was even bigger than Padir's. Surely it would hatch soon." Donna turned to Padir.

Padir shook his head. "It's possible. But god babies have always been larger and more developed than normal babies."

"Remember Hermes and Hercules," the Doctor muttered under his breath to Donna.

"Who, besides you," the Doctor asked, "has had access to this room, your eminence?"

"Just the priests chosen to care for the egg."

The Doctor pocketed his magnifying glass. "I'll need to talk to them."

---

The priest sat meekly in the chair, clad in the traditional flame orange robes.

The High Priest nodded. "Yoshef, this is the Doctor. He's helping us conduct this investigation."

The Doctor leaned against the mantel. "Now Yoshef, did you notice anything unusual about the egg before or during the service?"

"No sir. We did have to change out the cushion, when the heating element went out of the first one. But nothing other than that."

The Doctor nodded. "Yes, so the others mentioned. Were you aware that someone had been tampering with the egg before the ceremony?"

"What! No sir."

The Doctor nodded down at the priest's hand. "Nasty looking burn you've got there." A perfectly straight burn ran along the edge of the priest's index finger.

The Doctor planted himself in front of Yoshef, arms crossed and looking stern. "Now, what I think happened is this. You switched out the cushion. But you also switched out the egg, while the others weren't looking, hiding it in the bell jar and exchanging it for the fake egg. Then when all the hubbub started, you made sure you helped bring the altar back in here. When the others went back outside to calm the crowd, you retrieved the egg, swaddled it up and smuggled it outside. In all the confusion you handed it off to a confederate and she simply walked out with it. Like any other mother with an egg. Am I right?"

Yoshef looked around, noting the two temple guards who stood inside the door, the High Priest, Padir, and Donna watching around the sides of the room.

The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver and swiped it quickly over the priest's hands. At the tip of his burnt finger a splinter of crystal glinted blue. The priest jumped.

"Hah! Crystal resonates under sonic stimulation. Grab him!"

The priest burst up out of his chair, knocking the Doctor down with an elbow. The temple guards lunged for him from the doorway and he scrambled across the room. Padir and the High Priest yelled, the guards drew their weapons, and the priest grabbed Donna and shoved her at the guards. They all went down in a heap. The priest jumped out of the slender Greek window and pelted down the portico steps outside.

They could hear his running footsteps and the yells of other Temple guards. After a moment there was silence. The Doctor leaned on his elbows and looked around at his tumbled companions.

The head Temple Guard appeared in the doorway. "He got away."

"Good." The Doctor stood up and brushed himself off. He held out a hand to help up Donna and the High Priest. "Were the plains clothes guards in position?"

"Yes. They're following and will report where he goes to ground."

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